🇸🇮 Pravila tekmovanja
Blog je razdeljen v tri kategorije:
Življenjsko pomembna pojasnila: Pojma nimate kaj so zobčeniki - zobčeniki so one špičke med pedalom in ohišjem kolesa. Njihov namen je, da ti raztrgajo hlače, so krvoločna bitja.
Blog je napisan v slovenščini in preveden v angleščino, še dobro da sem to napisal. Ker drugače ne bi tega sami nikoli ugotovili. Če ste eden izmed 2,5 milijona ljudi oz. 0,03% svetovne populacije (na dan 16.10.2025), ki govori slovensko, čestitam, beri levi del. (Slovenščino lahko uporabljamo kot skrivni jezik, ko si v tujini - razen na letališču blizu gate za let v Lj.)
🇬🇧 Race rules
The blog is divided into three categories:
Explanation: Back in the old days (really old days), bikes used to have three chainrings. What? Yes, three.
You have no idea what chainrings are — chainrings are those sharp things between the pedal and the bike frame. Their purpose is to destroy your clothes. They are bloodthirsty creatures.
The blog is written in Slovenian and translated into English. If you’re one of the 2.5 million people — or 0.03% of the world’s population — who speak Slovenian, congratulations. Read the left side. Otherwise, read this one. Good thing I wrote that — you probably wouldn’t have figured it out.